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Hen Party Politics

The world is in turmoil, the Banks are in melt-down, the health service is bursting like a badly stitched wound, the value of property, your property is gone the lavatorium and with it the paperwork, jobs are as scarce as hens teeth and the only things going up are crime and social decay.
Apart from Angela Merkel in Germany, there is a distinct lack of female leadership in the world to-day.
We need a Hen Revolution; we need some “In-your-face” real female leader with balls, no darling, definitely not a Gordon with an Ed. Balls, We need a good old Maggie Thatcher look-a-like, the Iron Lady of British Politics; now there was a Hen with Steel balls.
That Lady did not suffer fools or loose her grip on the financial goings-on in the UK. Would we, the mothers and carers of this great country be in this stinking cess-pit to-day if there was some female influence at the top of the Tree? We think not.
The sight of Maggie, with her hair set in cement, daggers under her eye-lids and a weapon of a hand bag that could decapitate a political opponent with the mere flick of the wrist had the grovelling males in the House of Commons speak only when spoken to.
No need to burn the bra’s sisters, those days are gone. We don’t need liberation, we’ve got wardrobes stuffed full of all that rubbish, what we need is change, a new direction, a caring less greedy society with the loving touch of a woman’s hand, a hand of steel in a silk glove.
Let’s get out there now, and in this time of political turmoil and pre-election hysteria get ourselves heard.
Where are you, the new 2010 Margaret Thatcher?
Do you think, as a female candidate that you are she?
Have you got the feet to fill Maggie’s Shoes?
Hold up your hand, or hand bag up and let us know.
Can you sisters, the great British females identify the real candidate?
Let us know who, where and why.
We will do the poll, monitor and publish the results.
Let us know who you think is the 21st Century’s “BITCH in BLUE?”
Give us the leadership Madam, and we, www.henpartyuk.co.uk and the females of Britain will give you our number one and rally the hens behind you on our special election page
The world is in turmoil, the Banks are in melt-down, the health service is bursting like a badly stitched wound, the value of property, your property is gone the lavatorium and with it the paperwork, jobs are a scarce as hens teeth and the only things going up are crime and social decay.
Apart from Angela Merkel in Germany, there is a distinct lack of female leadership in the world to-day.
We need a Hen Revolution, some In-your-face real female leaders with balls, like good old Maggie Thatcher, the Iron Lady of British Politics; now there was a Hen with Steel balls. That Lady did not suffer fools or loose her grip on the financial goings-on in the UK. Would we be in this septic tank to-day if there was some female influence at the top of the Tree? We think not.
The sight of Maggie, with her hair set in cement, daggers under her eye-lids and a weapon of a hand bag that could decapitate a political opponent with the mere flick of the wrist had the grovelling males in the House of Commons speak only when spoken to.
No need to burn the bra’s sisters, those days are gone. We don’t need liberation, we’ve got wardrobes stuffed full of all that rubbish, what we need is change, a new direction, a caring less greedy society with the loving touch of a woman’s hand, in a steel glove of course.
Let’s get out there now, and in this time of political turmoil and pre-election hysteria get ourselves heard.
Where are you, the new 2010 Margaret Thatcher? Where is the modern “Bitch in blue”
Give us the leadership and we the HEN PARTY UK will give you our number one

 
 
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