So the big moment is on the horizon and the final details of the location and format of the Hen Party outing are being varnished and dried, when Mildred, whom you always figured was a nerd at school, a teachers pet, liked challenging mathematical equations and doing embroidery at home by the fire as she and her mother listened to radio four, comes up with the idea of a bungee jump in the Avon Valley where the drop is several hundred feet and where, with some skill the operators will have you dangling within inches of the waters surface so you are face to some poxy Salmon making her way up stream to spawn.

You are the main Bridesmaid and ultimately the decisions on the Hen Party rests with you, but the Nerd has turned into an Adrenalin junkie and cant for the life of her see why we shouldn’t get the most amazing buzz from looking at our vomit as we hurtle downward, getting sick at the same time and wondering if your chest is going to fall out of the tee-shirt and drag you under when you reach the water.